JON RAPPOPORT

2 JAN 2024

THIS is the new and improved culture of America.

The sisters of The View are starting to whine about the overload of illegal aliens in New York.

One of sisters, herself a Cuban migrant, cites the stress and strain the Cuban boat people piled on Miami in the 1980s. Joy Behar tries to pawn off the whole “problem” on climate change. Sure, Joy, there was never a drought in Africa until last year.

It’s beautiful.

They love open borders until they see the sullen eyes staring at them where they live.

But of course I want more.

I say house a few hundred of these illegals IN THE STUDIO. Right there, where the show’s produced. In the audience, but also ON THE SET, in and among the loving sisters.

Walking, sitting, sleeping, washing, eating, talking, for starters. Then we see what develops.

“Excuse me, sir! We’re trying to do a show here! Do you speak English? Can we get a fucking translator in here? Hey, take your hand off my shoulder! That’s a five thousand dollar dress! Abuse! Assault! This dude is touching my skin! Me Too! Mental health issue! Security!”

You know, that kind of thing. And please, keep the cameras rolling. If you want ratings you can only dream of.

 

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“Today we welcome New York Mayor Eric Adams to the show. Hey, who is this guy! He’s crawling under the table! What the fuck! I told you to keep these people away from me!”

Liberal women across America seemed to be shocked to discover the US government isn’t just importing nuclear physicists and leading international chess players.

CNN: “Today, on The View, there was another feces on the floor incident. The New York Health Department sent in a biohazard unit to handle the cleanup…”

CBS: “We are live outside the ABC Studios on 66th Street, where a hostage situation appears to be developing. Details are sketchy at this time. The FBI and Homeland Security are on the scene. We’re told the event unfolded when three immigrants temporarily living on the set of The View tried to steal a large $150,000 camera. Security intervened, and the broadcast of the show, which was ongoing, went dark. Just a moment…we’re now getting word that Homeland Security Secretary, Alejandro Mayorkas, who was scheduled to appear on The View, and canceled at the last minute, may in fact be trapped inside the ABC Studios. And President Biden is about to address the nation. An anonymous White House Source is telling CBS News Mr. Biden has an update on the crisis. The hostage situation may be an operation launched by a White Supremacy terrorist organization headquartered in Mississippi. Stay with us. The situation is very fluid at this time…”

NBC: “Senator Schumer, can you tell us anything about the white terrorists?”

SCHUMER: “I just spoke with Attorney General Garland. He says it’s all MAGA. This is on a level with the January 6th insurrection at the Capitol and Pearl Harbor. Donald Trump is being flown to the ADX Supermax prison in Fremont, Colorado. A few minutes ago, Joy Behar got a message through to me. Her captors are white—”

NBC: “Sorry to cut you off, Senator, but we now go live to the White House and President Biden.”

BIDEN: “I have to tell you, I’ve never seen anything like this since my students at the University of Pennsylvania were held hostage by…you know, there’s a parallel development here we have to think about. Jill told me the story last night. Close to a million MAGA people are trying to enter Nigeria and live there. Because housing is cheaper, and they intend to buy up all sorts of land and replace the native Africans. Can you believe it? Anyway, I just spoke with the President of Nigeria and he’s shutting down their border. Good for him. That’s a strong policy move. But that means we here in America are going to be getting back a million very angry white people. Who knows what they’ll do? We have to be prepared. I’ve just sent a message to the 82nd Airborne…”

NOW The View has some serious ratings. NOW women all over America are riveted because their repressed fears of migrants pouring into the US are being addressed—albeit with lies about white terrorists taking over the show. That doesn’t matter. What matters is Joy Behar is terrified because some migrant is crawling under the table feeling her leg. What matters is the women of The View are screaming. ATTACK THE SONS OF BITCHES. ARREST THEM.

NOW the show is real.

Real for the first time.

-- Jon Rappoport

Episode 56 of Rappoport Podcasts—“How ‘the virus’ became the biggest lie and the biggest cover story in the world”—is now posted on my substack. It’s a blockbuster. To listen, go here. To learn more about this episode of Rappoport Podcasts, go here.

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